Post by Itsatushy on Feb 15, 2010 18:37:09 GMT -8
A couple of team mates were going to the local paintball store and they stopped by the team
captain's house, to pick him up. As they were leaving, the team captain's wife said, "Have fun, and don't spend any money."
To which the captain remarked, "Make up your mind."
Did you hear about the guy whose wife let him play paintball as much as he wanted to and didn't
complain about how much money he spent on equipment?
Neither did I.
A new field opened up, with a unique operating system. It was billed as "pay as you play", where the players didn't have to pay until they were finished for the day and they only payed for as long as they were playing. One player decided that this was a good way to get a free day of paintball. When he was done for the day, he told the field owner that he had forgotten his wallet at home and that he would pay the field owner, next time out.
"Sure," the field owner remarked, "I trust you, but to make sure I don't forget, I write your name on a board we've got in front of the sign in shack. I'll erase it when you've paid me"
"Everyone will see it," the player remarked, "and they'll think I'm a dead beat."
"Don't worry," the owner remarked, "once the staff hangs all your equipment on it, no one will see your name."
sex is like paintball,
you play hard for about 30 minutes,
get all hot n sweaty,
and when it is over,
you are just glad that you
are not the one that got shot in the face!!!
captain's house, to pick him up. As they were leaving, the team captain's wife said, "Have fun, and don't spend any money."
To which the captain remarked, "Make up your mind."
___________________ ;D__________________
Did you hear about the guy whose wife let him play paintball as much as he wanted to and didn't
complain about how much money he spent on equipment?
Neither did I.
___________________ ;D__________________
A new field opened up, with a unique operating system. It was billed as "pay as you play", where the players didn't have to pay until they were finished for the day and they only payed for as long as they were playing. One player decided that this was a good way to get a free day of paintball. When he was done for the day, he told the field owner that he had forgotten his wallet at home and that he would pay the field owner, next time out.
"Sure," the field owner remarked, "I trust you, but to make sure I don't forget, I write your name on a board we've got in front of the sign in shack. I'll erase it when you've paid me"
"Everyone will see it," the player remarked, "and they'll think I'm a dead beat."
"Don't worry," the owner remarked, "once the staff hangs all your equipment on it, no one will see your name."
___________________ ;D__________________
sex is like paintball,
you play hard for about 30 minutes,
get all hot n sweaty,
and when it is over,
you are just glad that you
are not the one that got shot in the face!!!